“Um….yeah, I dunno. Do you still have that back tattoo?” says Jennifer Garner, before pretending to hear her phone ring and excusing herself to take a “very important” call. Actually, I have no idea how Jennifer Garner would feel about the possibility of being Mrs. Ben Affleck again. But according to People, he’s crossing his fingers that she’d be into it.
A source tells People that almost a year after Bennifer 2.0 called it quits on their 10-year marriage, Ben is starting to get nostalgic for the days before he was getting caught banging the nanny, and he’s trying to reconcile with Jen. The source, who is apparently close to Jen, says:
“Ben wants Jen back. Ben wants to get back together. He wants her back.”
In case they weren’t clear enough, Ben wants his wife back. I wonder if that source gets paid every time they say the word “back“? As for how Jen feels about all of this, the source says:
“Jen is not ready to take Ben back. Ben has never been good alone and isn’t now either. But he is constantly working on himself. He has made big changes.”
Thanks to that extra “back“, I now have Cher Lloyd’s “Want U Back” stuck in my head. THANKS, SOURCE. As desperate as Ben Affleck sounds in this story, he might not have to try very hard to win her – wait for it – back. The Daily Mail claims that Ben and Jen were spotted kissing on each other in a bar in Paris last week. So who knows, this could be the beginning of Bennifer 2.0/version 2 upgrade (now with less viruses…from Ben’s wandering dick). Not to mention that Ben and Jen still haven’t filed for divorce and they’re still living in the same house, so “getting back with Jen” might be as easy as him sliding the futon back up in the den.
That source claims that Ben is getting lonesome for Jen’s business because he doesn’t do well on his own. I think it has something to do with the fact that he’s recently been down in the dumps about after reading all the crappy reviews of Batman v. Superman. Ben totally seems like the type who would buzz Jen on the intercom and sniffle: “Jen, I fucked up. Please come back to me? I need you to stoke my hair and tell me I’m still a good Batman.”