Pamela Anderson is an ageless all-natural beauty with a face that is completely immune to the laws of space and time. Take the picture above, for example. I don’t know how old that woman is, but it’s completely irrelevant. All that matters is that she looks like the kind of gorgeous expensive Persian cat that should be on packages of toilet paper and fancy cans of cat food. But according to Pamela Anderson, there was a time when she looked old, and it was when she was married to Rick Salomon.
Pammy spoke to W magazine to promote a short film called Connected, in which she plays a woman feeling insecure about aging. Pamela shot Connected shortly after she quit her messy marriage to Rick Salomon for the second time. Apparently being married to Rick Salomon really helped her get into character.
“I look back at pictures of myself when I was in this awful relationship, and I looked 20 years older. I know it sounds like a cliché, but happiness has a lot to do with beauty. Calm, peacefulness and not-constant stress are very, very important to feeling beautiful and confident. And that comes across whether you’re wearing makeup or not. I remember looking in the mirror during filming and saying, ‘Who is this person? How did I let myself get to this place?'”
I shudder to think that Pamela would ever believe she looked anything less than perfect, but she’s not exactly wrong about that whole “looking 20 years older” thing. Although it’s not really her fault. In almost every picture of Pam and Rick together, Rick is dressed like the 19-year-old manager of a E-Liquid store who got busted dealing fake Adderall and stealing vape pens. So of course Pam looks 20 years older by comparison.
Here’s a bunch of pictures of Pam and Rick as proof that hanging out with Rick Salomon will make you look old. The only way Pam could look her age standing next to Rick would be if she started dressing like a dirty douchebag too, but honestly, nobody should ever have to sink that low to appear young. I’ve also included some more of Pam looking like an aspiring cross-border trophy wife in W.
Pics: W magazine, Wenn.com