On any given Saturday night, you’d usually find me passed out on a pile of fun size 3 Musketeers wrappers with a dried stream of red wine drool clinging to my face. But this past Saturday night, you’d find me smoking a cigarette in bed in between wiping the sweat off of my forehead with a cold wet towel after having some Photoshop fun with that picture of Prince Hot Ginge busting out a happy O face while grasping onto a bottle. Yes, that’s the most action I’ve had in years.
Crotches in Orlando, FL are extra soggy today, and it’s not just because of the humidity. PHG has been putting the O in Orlando ever since he arrived for the 2nd annual Invictus Games, which have already started and will end on Thursday. PHG has been doing the interview rounds to promote the Invictus Games, and sure, he was asked about his vow to help physically and mentally wounded veterans, but he was also asked about the adventures of his ginger peen. During an interview with The Sunday Times (via UsWeekly), PHG was asked about his love life, and he said that when he finds a piece he’s into, he’s going to keep her on the down low for a while:
“If or when I do find a girlfriend, I will do my utmost to ensure that me and her can get to the point where we’re actually comfortable with each other before the massive invasion that is inevitably going to happen into her privacy. The other concern is that even if I talk to a girl, that person is then suddenly my wife, and people go knocking on her door.
There is very little private life. I’m not putting work before the idea of a family, marriage and all that kind of stuff. To be fair, I haven’t had that many opportunities to get out there and meet people. At the moment, my focus is very much on work. But if someone slips into my life then that’s absolutely fantastic.”
“…if someone slips into my life then that’s absolutely fantastic.” I’m going to hold that to PHG! The next time I’m allowed 300 feet near PHG and I try to slip into his life by running toward him with open arms, his royal guards better not shoot me with a tranquilizer, put me in a headlock and drag me away in a giant net like they normally do.
And here’s pictures from over the weekend including pictures of Michelle Obama with PHG at last night’s opening ceremony.