Church Lady Came Back To SNL To Drag Ted Cruz

May 8, 2016 / Posted by:

Everyone’s favorite sanctimonious chat show host was back on Saturday Night Live last night to get down to business with the Republican candidates. Dana Carvey‘s Church Lady made a comeback during the open and she took Taram Killam‘s Ted Cruz and Darrell Hammond‘s Donald Trump to, well, church. And, funny enough, Church Chat is just about as legitimate as any of the shows on Fox News, CNN and MSNBC, so this felt pretty informative!

The standout of this is that Taram Killam doesn’t act or even look like Ted Cruz.  They could put Tara Killman into makeup for hours and hours and he’d still be playing a movie star good looks fantasy version of Ted Cruz. Hell, the girl from Maury that looks like Ted Cruz, who actually made (NSFL) that porn, is a movie star good looks fantasy version of Ted Cruz. But the Church Lady does owe Kim Cattrall, Kristy Swanson and all of the other mannequins of the world an apology for calling Donald Trump an “orange mannequin.”

Pic: NBC

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