The Kardashian Kamp Leaked Blac Chyna’s Pregnancy News

May 7, 2016 / Posted by:

I know you’re all busy having your homes blessed and maybe moving in a nun or two, now that Hell is even closer, so I thought it important to keep you updated on what’s going on with the Devil’s minions. I too am working around the clock to keep my abode, body and eternal soul protected but I did find time to make it to my betting guy and lay down some money. I put down a big bet on it being PMK who “leaked the story that Blac Chyna is pregnant with the newest 100% silicone, partly movable doll from the Kardashian Kids line, by way of Rob Kardashian, and now her reps have confirmed the leak came from Kasa K.

Blac Chyna’s reps reached out to People to say the Anti-Krhists are the ones who let the kat out of the bag. Shock! What?! Yeah. Blac Chyna wanted to announce the news herself on Mother’s Day, but word got out yesterday:

She would have preferred to have announced it on Mother’s Day herself, but her hand was forced. But allegedly the other half of her family leaked her story so she had to announce it. The only people that knew from Chyna’s side was myself and Amber [Rose]. Her mother didn’t even know. [Chyna’s] moment was taken from her, which is really sad.

While this whole drama is without a doubt orchestrated by all of them to within an inch of its for the tabloids life, its PMK who’s running the damn thing. “You wanna hump on my disappointment of a son and get some of our dirty Ryan Seacrest money, huh? Well, you’re gonna have to play by my rules. Sign here. In blood,” is probably the business conversation PMK had with Chyna. Asked why he thought PMK had stolen the precious moment of Chyna announcing her pregnancy on Twitter with an emoji, her rep said, “It’s the business. There’s a TV show to promote.

And speaking of business and TV shows, TMZ is reporting, to the shock of no one, that Chyna and Rob are in talks for their own E! show that will follow the pregnancy and birth. Of course they are  and I’m sure it will be aired in 3D AND Smell-O-Vision, and the fetus will come forth and unto Earth shall rain down 1000 years of fire and brimstone, etc.. etc..

Pic: Wenn

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