Sinead O’Connor Wants Arsenio Hall To Suck Her Dick

We’re all still reeling from the loss of one of God’s sexiest and most purple angels, Prince, so people are gonna be dragging this for a while. Everyone’s favorite game when death comes knocking on a celebrity door is the speculation and blame game. We’ve already had Dr. Aretha give us her take, and Sinead O’Conner decided to put on a lab coat to give us her opinion. Which was to accuse Arsenio Hall giving Prince a ton of drugs, including the drugs that may have sent him to the afterworld. Arsenio claimed that he wasn’t Prince pill supplier and slapped back with a $5 million defamation suit.

Sinead, who has been snubbed for Pulitzer prizes and title of Poet Laureate (see: Difficult Brown) got on her favorite publishing platform, Facebook, to respond to Arsenio’s suit:

I’m gonna give her points for “ARSE-INIO” because that’s good. It’s exactly the eloquent and creative use of language that I’ve come to expect from her. And what a thrilling turn of phrase “He can suck my dick” is! And so nice to see a through line in her work – she’s always got dick on the mind and manages to slip it in (pun intended!) wherever she can. She really never disappoints and I’m thankful Facebook came into existence because it teases out these delightful and enchanting poems from inside her mind. It takes a real artist to not only have the courage of one’s convictions but to also express them so beautifully. Arsenio better hire some English Lit people for his team because his suit doesn’t stand a chance in the face of such enticing  words.

Pic: Wenn