Open Post: Hosted By Mimi Getting Back To Gliding Above The Pavement
While our world and sanity continue to be tried and tested by Satan’s sick and twisted ways, we must remember the duality of the universe. Whenever we run and scream in the face of a demon, we are soon reminded that angels walk this Earth too. Well, angels glide and hover above pavement. One such angel is our beloved Mariah Carey. So strong was the evil that, recently, we were shocked to see that she was actually touching ground and walking up stairs. It was so bad she had to get her heavenly, pantyhosed legs insured!
Thankfully, all is right in the world of butterflies and Lisa Frank, because Mimi is back to being Careyed© and helped across the filthy sidewalks of the world. “You don’t expect me to bring germs into the car, do you, dahling?” Mariah was seen leaving 1OAK in Los Angeles after celebrating the Bat Mitzvah of the daughter of her manager, Stella Bulochnikov, who apparently everyone hates. The mythic queen of all things bling and totally tasteful chose to come dressed as one of her favorite subjects, a mermaid. An elegant mermaid out for the night in a gown made of the net that was meant to capture her but she escaped and turned it into a gorgeous dress. Naturally, if she comes as a mermaid, she must be carried out! Mermaids can’t walk! They have tails! And judging by that gorgeous glow and her focused eyes, she took the mermaid thing all the way and drank like a fish.
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