Night Crumbs

Prince Hot Ginge is dirty, wet and coquettish in Florida. (Just how I like ’em.) Thank you for this gift, Mother Nature! – Lainey Gossip 

Tom Hiddleston is single. (Or he’s secret married and is lying about being single because he knows those crazed Hiddlestoners will tear his secret wife apart!) – Celebitchy

Here’s Brit Brit Spears in a Borat bathing suit posing for a selfie in front of an angel playing a violin, because sure, why not? – Drunken Stepfather

OH MY GOD, WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY STILL TALKING ABOUT THAT SHIT?? – The Superficial 

And on today’s episode of Brand Glanville Saying What She Needs To Say To Get Attention – Reality Tea

Is this what the ride to the Ninth Circle is like? – Towleroad

There’s so many layers of wrong in Donald Trump’s Cinco de Mayo tweet, but what bothers me the most is that his skin is the same color as that taco bowl. My mouth will never enjoy a taco bowl the same way again – Pajiba

For a second there, I thought this was a bloated St. Angie Jolie –  Popoholic

JWoww is somebody’s mother again and it’s great that she has a new cast member for her reality show, but when did she turn into an Asian woman? – Starcasm

A check is a check: The Megan Fox edition – IDLYITW

Hasn’t Cuba really been through enough? – Popsugar

Tara Reid looks good, and for once, that was not served on a thick bed of sarcasm – Hollywood Tuna 

Alessandra Ambrosio’s nipple popped out for some fresh air – (NSFW) The Nip Slip 

Okay, but where is the miniature Jeff Goldblum? – The Berry 

Janet Jackson’s video for “Dammn Baby” is pure 90s and the song is pure autotune – Just Jared

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