In case you forgot that in a few months a human child will have to suffer through the pain of looking at the Tragic Tattoo Hall of Shame on Adam Levine’s body, he reminded everyone that he’s going to be somebody’s daddy by posting this picture on Instagram of he and his wife Behati Prinsloo getting into some belly button kissing. Behati is currently pregnant with a human, and in that picture, Adam was pregnant with In-N-Out and douche bloat. Adam added this caption.
Week 20 and I’m finally popping! #impregnanttoo
The Summer’s Eve people regularly study Adam Levine’s DNA to find ways to make their douches douchier, but I would. And when I look at that picture of him with a belly, I tell myself that, yup, I still would and then I wonder if tattooed pregnant dude porn exists. And no, I am not going to Google “tattooed pregnant dude porn.” Not today.