That “Really, bitch?” side-eye and smirk is the only response I need.
The last time I wrote about the whole “Prince not having a will” situation, I said that it didn’t seem like it would get that messy. Well, to quote anybody who has ever taken advice from me, “Michael, you were wrong, bitch!” Prince didn’t have a will, so Minnesota law states that his entire fortune has to be split up between his 6 surviving siblings. They’ve been in probate hearings the past few days with the special administrator of Prince’s estate, Bremer Trust bank, and Harvey Levin must have the ability to shape-shift into a fly on the wall (or one of the siblings called his ass), because TMZ says that his sister Tyka Nelson stormed out of a meeting on Friday.
A source says that Tyka Nelson believes she should get more than 1/6th of Prince’s estate since she’s his only full sibling. Tyka’s cut may get even smaller. TMZ says that a woman named Darcell Johnston filed documents in Prince’s probate case that claim she’s got sexy purple nymph blood running through her veins. According to Darcell, she’s the long-lost secret half-sister of Prince and they have the same mother, but different a different dad. Apparently, Prince’s family didn’t know about Darcell until a few days ago.
Nobody really knows if Darcell had any kind of relationship with Prince or not.
In other Prince news, Sinead O’Connor has popped up and pointed a blaming finger at Arsenio Hall. Investigators are currently looking into whether Prince died of an overdose, and Sinead said on Facebook that they need to look at his “bitch” Arsenio Hall. Sinead claims that she’s reported Arsenio Hall to the Carver County Sherrif’s office for allegedly supplying Prince with drugs. Sinead also claims that Arsenio spiked her drink at Eddie Murphy’s house years ago. Arsenio denied Sinead’s claims.
It’s nice to know that I’m not made of 100% cynicism and there’s still a piece of me that doesn’t think the worst. Because even though Prince didn’t have a will, I didn’t think this was going to get messy. But now we’ve got Sinead O’Connor accusing Arsenio Hall of being a regular Dr. Conrad Murray and secret siblings coming out of the woodwork. I would’ve never seen the Arsenio Hall shit coming, but I should’ve known that people were going to inject themselves with purple glitter gel and run over to the probate court to say, “See, see, I bleed purple unicorn blood. I’m Prince’s kin!”