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May 2, 2016 / Posted by:

The Real Doll that got to live like a queen in Indonesia for a little while! 

Indonesia is mostly Muslim and Metro UK says that they consider solar eclipses a spiritual event. After there was a partial lunar eclipse on March 12, a fisherman from a small village on Banggai island  found a fuck doll floating in the ocean and thought she was an angel who fell from the sky during the solar eclipse. The local media reports that he took the fallen angel back to his house, where his family dressed her up in a new ensemble and hijab every single day and sat her in a chair like the queen she is.

This kind of reminds me of when people see Jesus on toast or bananas. But did important Hot Slut from 2009 Banana Jesus get dressed up in clothes and worshipped on a throne? I think not. Angel Real Doll is showing him up. Here she is clearly making a look that says, “Shush, nobody tell them that I’m soooo not a virgin.

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When the news got around that the fisherman’s family had a holy angel living in their house, the police got involved and “investigated.” It didn’t take them too long to figure out that the angel was actually a sex doll and they took her away from the fisherman to “avoid any potential controversy.” Uh huh, I’m sure the officer who took her in is going to use a couple of his vacation days and lube sales on Banggai island are going to jump up by 1000%.

‘So it was checked by one of our team. It was a sex toy,’ the area’s police chief Heru Pramukarno said.

He said police took the doll away to avoid any potential controversy.

If that fuck doll could feel emotions and had a brain, she’d probably be pissed at the cops. She had it made. And if all-plastic blossom Courtney Stodden ever wants to be worshipped like a true holy queen, she should just float naked in the ocean off of Banggai island.

Pics: Detik News

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