In Case You Didn’t Know, Beyonce And Jay Z’s Love Is Still Alive

April 28, 2016 / Posted by:

Seen above looking like a chorus member in Gold Dust Woman: The Stevie Nicks Spectacular (nightly at the Rio Las Vegas), Beyonce opened up her Formation World Tour in Miami last night. I shouldn’t even be writing about Beyonce because of how she did my favorite Knowles, Solange, wrong. UsWeekly points out that in the “thank you” credits for Lemonade, Beyonce thanks her mother, her stepfather and fails to thank her sister. Solange defended Beyonce by issuing a Mortal Kombat beat down on her (alleged) cheating trollop slut of a husband Jay Z and she can’t even thank her sister by dropping a “Thanks to my hero, Basement Baby Ali” in the credits? Cold-hearted: Beyonce is!

At Beyonce’s show last night, she paid tribute to Prince with a Purple Rain sing-along, and she also earned a “well, played” gold star by selling a $45 “Boycott Beyonce” t-shirt. Some thought that Beyonce’s Super Bowl performance was anti-police, so they called for a boycott. Beyonce turned that boycott into $$$$ into her leotard. Speaking of dollar signs, UsWeekly also says that before she yodeled out her song Halo last night, she dedicated it to her family including her beautiful husband.

“I want to dedicate this song to my family, thank you guys for supporting me. I want to dedicate this song to my beautiful husband, I love you so much.”

I guess love really is blind. Or Beyonce just can’t see very well because all of the dollar signs in her eyes are blocking her view. But you know, I’m kind of disappointed in Beyonce. I’m sad that during Sorry, she didn’t bring out Rachel Roy (wearing an “I’m Becky” t-shirt) and Rita Ora (wearing a “No, I’m Becky” t-shirt) and pretend to shave their hair off with a bedazzled clipper. But then again, the tour is still young.

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