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April 28, 2016 / Posted by:

The pothole in Jackson, Mississippi that one dude threw a surprise birthday party for!

If your friends and family forget your birthday a lot and hardly ever send your ass a card, this goes out to you. There’s a pothole in Jackson whose birthday was not only remembered, but the lucky trick got a party that looked more exciting than some of the birthday parties I’ve been to.

Eddie Prosser, a citizen of Jackson, is the dude who put together the birthday celebration for the pothole. The local news covered it, because THIS IS NEWS. Just like your cousin who threw you a birthday party because she wanted a reason to show off her new haircut to everyone, Eddie had ulterior motives when he threw a born day celebration for that pothole. Eddie made a big deal about the pothole’s 1st anniversary of being a pothole, because he wanted it dead!

Eddie tells KXAN that it was technically the pothole’s 16-month birthday, and he threw the little party for it, because he was frustrated over it messing up his street and he wanted everyone to know. Eddie says that he’s called 311 over a dozen times to report the pothole and the city did dick about it. When Eddie made a birthday card out of a caution sign and tied a balloon to it, he did it as a joke at first. But his joke became a local news story, because again, THIS IS NEWS. Eddie said this about the toddler pothole:

“I do. I do find our problems in the city of Jackson serious but at the same time just one small pothole. When they fix the potholes just a block away it wouldn’t of taken another 10 minutes.”

Because the local news covered the pothole’s birthday party, the city finally filled it and now it’s dead. And I thought my 19th birthday party ended badly when I spent the latter part of my night barfing in the bathroom. That pothole has me beat. So yeah, this is a posthumous HSOTD, but it’s still an important one. RIP (rest in pavement), Jackson Pothole.

Pic: @KXAN_News

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