(Side note: Becky #1 will forever have the better hair. Becky #2 wishes she had 80s mom hair.)
Three seconds after master troller Beyonce sang out a blind item in the form of the lyric “Becky with the good hair” from the future Emmy winner Lemonade, everyone and their hairstylist started spitting out guesses and a million memes were born. First, Rachel Roy (not Rachael Ray) seemed to out herself as BWTGH, and then Rita Ora decided to scratch at her attention spot by trying to get everyone to think she’s BWTGH. After they both got the attention they wanted, they denied being BWTGH. A source tells Page Six that Jay Z’s dick has been on more side tricks with good hair than Pantene has and the “BWTGH” in Beyonce’s song Sorry is a composite of all of them. But wait! Beyonce’s daddy (the same daddy who gets calls out in Lemonade and has dipped his untrue peen in plenty of BWTGHs, probably) is here to open up your mind and jerk some wisdom into it.
Daddy Knowles tells E! News that if you’re looking for Becky, you’ll find her in…the mirror. The Becky is coming from inside of the house! Gather around and let Professor Daddy Knowles, who obviously wants Beyonce to raise his allowance, blow your mind:
“Let me tell you who she’s talking about, can I tell you who she’s talking about? She’s talking about you. You put that in context for you personally. She’s talking about you and everybody that is you, that’s who she’s talking about.
I think that’s the beauty of her creativity and I think that’s what makes it so special, is that it relates to everyone. Every one of us have been disappointed before and have had to go through the grieving process of anger and, you know, disappointment and then acceptance and forgiveness. And I think that’s why this again is touching so many people, because it’s universal. Everybody can relate to it.”
A source also tells E! that Beyonce is Becky, Jay Z is Becky and their accountant is Becky too:
“Jay was involved in the creation of Lemonade and knew every song Bey was going to release. He knew the lyrics; he knew the implications. He had to approve the songs before release. Jay is a very smart businessman…Bottom line is that they are both really smart and they both saw dollar signs.”
I am Becky. You are Becky. Beyonce is Becky. Jay Z is Becky. We are all Becky. Becky is all of us. – a think piece by me, Becky K.
Does this mean that the Beyhive are going to start attacking themselves and covering their own Instagram pages with lemon and bee emojis since they’re Becky too? But since I’m Becky, can I request a name change? I’m not really a Becky. I’m more of a Crystal.