It’s a good thing Dean Sheremet recently wrote a cook book all about eating your feelings after your relationship goes tits up. That book is going to come in handy for at least one of them. LeAnn Rimes’ former husband and forever irritating pebble in her shoe is currently packing up his collection of tight pec-enhancing t-shirts and is saying a dramatic good-bye to his wife of almost five years.
Deaner (it feels so wrong to call him that) married photographer Sarah Silver back in August of 2011. After 5 years of marriage, they have decided they don’t want to be married anymore. I’m guessing either Sarah kept using his Norelco Bodygroom to trim her bush or Dean got really nervous and paranoid every time Sarah took a photography job up in Canada. Dean confirmed the news himself to UsWeekly.
“I have nothing but love and respect for Sarah. Her love made me a better man. I will always be thankful she touched my life.”
No word on who Dean has set his sights on next. Maybe he’ll ask his new pal Brandi Glanville if she’d be interested in pissing LeAnn off by hooking up for attention. No, that likely won’t happen; Brandi and LeAnn are currently playing nice with each other. But if he needs help proving his worth to future dates, he can always flash this selfie he took with John Travolta.
I don’t know if Dean and John Travolta are actually friends, or if that picture is the result of Dean ambushing John at an event. But I think it’s enough to convince Dean’s future dates that they’re being wooed by an extremely respectful gentleman. “Unlike some people who take selfies with John Travolta, I made sure mine was as flattering as possible. I shot it in the lowest resolution possible and threw on a filter that perfectly blurred the line between his forehead and his hairpiece. That’s just the kind of nice guy I am.”