Well, Well, Well, Look What Happened Yesterday

April 22, 2016 / Posted by:

I’d say this is the first sign of end times, but this is an event far unholier than any of that. I’m pretty sure even the Four Horsemen are nervously thinking, “What’s happening? I’m scared“, as the sound of Kris Jenner gleefully cackling echoes around them.

Yesterday afternoon, in what was probably an attempt to yank some attention away from His Majesty Prince (or at least try to distract our eyes from that beautiful video of him kicking her older sister off stage), Kylie Jenner posed for some social media selfies with Blac Chyna. That’s right – Kylie Jenner just so happened to make friends with the kurrent biggest kramp in the Kardashian’s rubber asses and her sworn enemy on the day a legend died.

According to TMZ, Kylie and Blac Chyna’s next-level tacky stunt happened thanks to Kim Kardashian. Sources say that Blac got a call several weeks ago from Kim asking her to come over and work out their shit before she marries Rob Kardashian and becomes their sister-in-law. Kim also suggested Blac and Kylie start making nice since they’ll soon share Rob as well as Tyga. Once Kylie found some time in her busy lip-injecting and wig-wearing schedule, she ripped a page out of Kim’s attention whore playbook, called up her boyfriend’s baby mama, told her to bring over a camera and whatever she needs to look her plastic best, and they got to work.

Kylie posted the picture above to Snapchat with the caption “When we’ve been friends the whole time.” Hmmm…that’s weird, but none of my friends drag me on Instagram. Then Blac Chyna held up her end of whatever bargain she made with the devil by Snapchatting this:

BlacChynaKylie

How sweet, it’s like an ad for a lesser-known branch of Big Sisters that connects thirsty silicone-based Instagram models with an older mentor. Although to be honest, I’m not entirely sure which one is technically younger, since a whole lot of Blac Chyna’s parts are underage. I don’t know how many dollars it took from The Bank of Kri$ to get Blac Chyna to play nice, or if this is the depraved soul-crushing deed Chyna had to do in exchange for the keys to that new purple Lamborghini. But it appears to have made Rob happy. It also means that Bette Midler has a new picture to add to her “How Does This Work?explanation flow-chart.

Here’s Kylie and Tyga getting in a pap walk outside Nobu last night, and Blac Chyna and Rob at the airport earlier this week.

Pics: Instagram, Splash, Wenn.com

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