Open Post: Hosted By A Bright Shiny Beam Of Seasoned Glamour

April 19, 2016 / Posted by:

You’ll probably need to blink a few times to fully take in all of that hotness, because those grandaddy long leg lashes are so long that they probably reached through the screen and tickled your eyeballs.

That beauty before you who is delivering some “three martinis at a leisurely lunch before spending her dead husband’s money at Bergdorf’s” glamour is international treasure Sir Patrick Stewart in complete rich lady drag. Sir Patrick became Dame Patricia Stewart to promote his show Blunt Talk in Hollywood last night. (Again, Blunt Talk is sadly not a talk show where Sir Patrick gives us his thoughts on important events while smoking on a fat one.) Some people think that Lady Patricia looks like Dame Helen Mirren. I mean, Dame Patricia sort of looks like a Helen Mirren pantyhose doll that was made with extreme care. But to me, I see Bernadette from Priscilla’s younger and more glamorous sister who married rich several times and smells like fresh-out-of-L’egg pantyhose, rouge and Jean Nate after-bath splash.

I could stare at Dame Patty’s tweezed-by-the-Gods eyebrows forever, but she’s even better when she’s giving us her full look from wig to toe:

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Patricia is the kind of grandma of the bride who can get the groom to call off the wedding just by winking at him. Get it, Dame P!

Pic: @SirPatStew

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