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April 19, 2016 / Posted by:

7-Eleven’s Cheeseburger Bite!

Piss-stained clump of toilet caulk Donald Trump was burping up words at a rally in Buffalo, NY last night when he talked about being at 7/11 on that tragic day:

“I wrote this out, and it’s very close to my heart. Because I was down there and I watched our police and our firemen down at 7/11, down at the World Trade Center right after it came down. And I saw the greatest people I’ve ever seen in action.”

No, of course, Donald Trump wasn’t talking about the time he was at a 7-Eleven when the Slurpee machine malfunctioned and all that frozen deliciousness ended up all over the floor. We all know what he meant. But Jabba the Trump’s fuck-up did remind me of disasters at 7-Eleven and that made me think of their Cheeseburger Bite. I know, going from 9/11 to a Cheeseburger Bite. I hate what Trump is doing to my brain.

The Cheeseburger Bite is a hot dog-shaped cheeseburger that looks like a shiny turd and is sold at 7-Eleven. They apparently sold them at other convenience type stores too. The other week, my friend told me that when she worked at Kum & Go, they sold these and they’d call them “cheeseburger logs.” “Getting a cheeseburger log at Kum & Go” sounds like my kind of euphemism. Yes, the Cheeseburger Bite kind of looks like a tiny dildo molded out of caca, but I guess some take comfort in knowing that it’s one of those food things that looks the same way going in as it does going out. I truly love ‘Murica!

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