If Leo DiCaprio is the king of Coachella, then I think it’s safe to say that Jared Leto is the prince. And it appears he might have taken a princess this weekend at the annual jorts convention. The lucky lady in question is singer and victim of social media abuse Halsey. There’s a 23-year age difference between these two, but damn if they don’t look like they were born within seconds of each other. I’m sure the internet is furiously typing hipster Wonder Twins fanfic about these two as we speak.
A few pictures of Jared Leto looking like a late-in-life Jordan Catalano while hugging on Halsey at Coachella hit the internet this morning. I know they say a picture is worth 1000 words, but these pictures require the following: They’re doing it, right?
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People says Jared and Halsey – who was there to perform – were also seen “standing together” while watching a performance. I took a few online body language classes before my credit card was declined, so I consider myself a bit of an expert. Now, I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure Halsey and Jared’s twisted-up bodies and close-standing say “We just hooked up in a VIP tent.” I don’t know if Coachella actually provides VIP tents for sloppy mid-day hookups for famous people, but I would assume so. Coachella is nothing but an authentic festival experience.
Of course, this could just be two friends who took a bit too much E and couldn’t stop snuggling with each others auras (it happens). Or maybe Halsey got day drunk and mistook Jared for her maybe-girlfriend Ruby Rose. That would be the most convincing excuse if it gets to that point. “I honestly thought it was you! Although now that I think about it, the giant hard thing pressing into my lower back clearly wasn’t a smuggled-in bottle of booze.”