Hot Slut Of The Day!
The determined (and endearingly dumb) seagull who tried to win a peck fight against its own reflection!
YouTube user David Gammon uploaded this video of a seagull trying to whoop its own ass in Conway, north Wales last month, but it only recently made the rounds on the Internet. It’s the perfect video and HSOTD for today. Because for many of us, today is the day that Uncle Sam rinses his mouth with ghost pepper hot sauce and then spits on our assholes before butt fucking us raw. It’s Tax Day in the US! YAY!
I still haven’t filed yet (hey, that Uncle Sam trick is giving me until midnight, okay), so if you’re like me, then you’re doing what this seagull is doing: you’re punching at your own reflection while saying, “Stupid procrastinating bitch!”
Yes, this seagull is a drunken wreck and should probably be arrested for disorderly conduct and for messing up someone’s car, but that seagull is still better off than us. At least that seagull doesn’t have to pay taxes today like we do.
And honestly, I don’t blame that seagull for picking pecking a fight with its own reflection. I mean, its reflection is a shifty-eyed shady bitch. Wait until they meet again on another bumper. That seagull is really going to fuck up its own reflection then.
via The Telegraph