Madonna Will Be Dragging Guy Ritchie Back To Court In 3… 2…

April 17, 2016 / Posted by:

When you think of teenagers, what do you think of? And what do you think of them doing? What were you doing when you were a teenager? That’s right. Doing homework and going to school and being in bed by 10:30 and not talking to strangers. The highlight of your teenage years should be getting first place at a calculus competition. That’s why it is SO SHOCKING that pictures of Rocco Ritchie drinking what is most likely booze and smoking what is most likely weed have come out. Hold onto your rosary with one hand and use the other hand to see the scandalous pictures! These celebrity kids are out of control!

This isn’t the first time Rocco has been papped doing what all teenagers do, the cool ones at least. Back in February he got caught smoking a suspicious cigarette and Madonna was not happy. Rocco doing normal teenager stuff is apparently what Madonna is afraid of happening if he lives with his dad, Guy Ritchie. Madonna being controlling is about as shocking as a teenager smoking weed or drinking cheap booze with his friends outside. Madonna and Rocco are back on good terms and doing shit like going to the movies together so maybe Madonna is trying to be the “fun parent” now he lives with Guy. But she’s a shifty devil, this is probably all a ploy to let Rocco spiral out of control, making Guy become the strict parent and then she can drag his ass back to court over this.

The Daily Mail is also saying that the day the photos were taken was the day Madonna had a party to celebrate she and Rocco’s reconciliation at her London home. All of his friends were invited and the party went on until 2AM. Madonna even hired fancy catering and wait staff to make funky cocktails and serve canapes. Now that’s shocking for a teenager. Spending a night with Madonna, sipping on a sloe gin fizz and eating goat cheese crostinis into the wee hours. Somebody, for the love of god, help those kids!

Pic: Madonna’s Instagram

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