Miley Cyrus has done a pretty good job of making people think she’s engaged to her former fiance Liam Hemsworth. Sources have whisperin’ since last April that that the reformed queen of rodent raunchiness is back to putting her bits on Liam. Then in January she started wearing her old engagement ring on that finger. She even bought the house right beside his. But according to Liam Hemsworth, nobody is fixin’ to get hitched to nobody. So put away your achy breaky bolo tie, Billy Ray; you ain’t walking no critter kin down the aisle just yet.
“I am not engaged, no.”
So either Liam is lying or Miley is lying. Hmmm…would Miley be thirsty enough to fake an engagement for a little extra attention? I could have sworn she put her obvious publicity-sniffin’ days behind her when she ended her relationship with Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son.
Miley has never technically admitted that she’s been wearing her purdiest rang what she done got back in 2012 because Liam re-proposed to her. That was just the rumor that was going around. Sure, Miley and Liam were just spotted together at the premiere of The Huntsman: Winter’s War on Monday. But maybe they’re doing the just friends thing because Miley is engaged to someone else? It’s not that crazy, right? Maybe one of the psychedelic backwards-talking weed visions that appears to Miley in the mirror after her 8th bong rip got a little too romantic one night and popped the question. “Of course ah’ll marry you, two-headed rainbow bullfrog! What’s that? You couldn’t get me no ring cause you don’t got no jewelry stores in THC Town? That’s okay, I got an old engagement ring around here somewheres.”