The couple who had their priorities completely in check when they mouth fucked during an armed robbery at a bar in Montana!
I’ve always said that nothing should stop you from getting dick (or lips in this case). The only time you should pry yourself away from your piece is when Keeping Up with the Kartrashians comes on TV, and even then, you can use the remote to change the channel all sneaky-like while keeping your mouth on your piece. This couple definitely knows what I’m talking about, because while the bar they were in was getting held up by thieves with guns, they kept on making out as criminal fuckery happened around them.
KTVQ reports that on 1:15 on Monday morning, two masked dudes with guns busted into the Tap Inn bar and casino in Billings, Montana and demanded cash from the register. As one robber held a gun at the bartender, another one circled the place. There were a few customers in the bar, including a dude and a chick who didn’t let a little thing called “armed robbery” get in the way of their love. They kept on kissing and loving on each other and they only stopped when the robbers left. My heroes!
Thankfully, nobody was hurt. The robbers haven’t been caught.
Those lovebirds may have become even bigger heroes in your heart after you watched that video, because it seems like their PDA session was a survival strategy. If they stopped kissing and watched what was going on, the robbers may have pointed a gun at them. So they just keep on kissing like nothing. PDA is gross, but this kind of PDA is genius. I hope none of us are ever in this situation, but if we are, I hope there’s a hot piece sitting next to us so we can say, “QUICK! Pull down your pants and let me suck your dick now. It’s the only way we’ll survive!”