A group of Roman Catholic nuns in Los Angeles are currently throwing holy water at Lady Justice and condemning a certain judge’s soul to the depths of hell, because they lost hard in their battle to keep their precious convent out of the clutches of Katy Perry’s unholy chichis!
For almost two years, Katy Perry has been trying to buy the Sisters of the Immaculate Heart of Mary convent in the Los Angeles neighborhood of Los Feliz, but the nuns who lived there don’t want a dark-sided demon harlot whore like her to own it. Katy offered them $14.5 million cash, but they burned that anti-Christ hell hussy’s offer in a fiery pit. Instead, the nuns sold their convent to restaurateur Dana Hollister for $15.5 million plus another $5.5 million to relocate some priests. Dana filed the deed and moved in. Dana eventually plans to turn the place into a hotel.
The only problem was that the sale to Dana was never cleared with the Los Angeles archbishop Jose H Gomez. He wants to sell to Katy Perry and technically, the nuns don’t own the covent. The Catholic Church does. Katy tried to win over the nuns during a visit where she yodeled out gospel songs, showed them the “Jesus” tattoo on her left pussy lip (no, it’s on her wrist) and told them she planned to use the place to meditate. The nuns, who are obviously Taylor Swift stans, were not amused and said that Katy stands for everything they don’t believe in. I’m pretty sure that was their way of saying that Katy’s soul has been tainted by douche devil John Mayer.
Katy Perry took them to court and The Los Angeles Times reports that she won a huge victory against them. Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Stephanie Bowick declared yesterday that she’s shredding the deed to sell the property to Dana Hollister. It’s unclear if the judge’s ruling means that Katy Perry’s sale can go through, but it looks like she’s closer to making that happen. However, a lawyer for the nuns claims that this fight is far from over and they can still file an appeal.
Katy will also have to get approval from the Vatican before getting the keys.
One part of me hopes that Katy Perry buys it, bulldozes it down and builds a house that is shaped like two gigantic tits and includes a peen fountain that shoots out white water. The other part of me is keeping its mouth shut because its Catholic abuelita is standing over it with a chancleta in her hand.
Here’s enemy of the nuns Katy Perry wearing a dress from Frederick’s of Hollywood’s Budget Elvira Collection while at the Launch of The Parker Institute for Cancer Immunotherapy with her piece Orlando Bloom.