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Gooey Louie!

“Gooey Louie” sounds like a nickname for what a Directioner makes in their panties after seeing a topless picture of that Louis Tomlinson trick. But Gooey Louie is a game that still exists today and was born over 20 years ago when the 90s snorted this mess out of its nose. I feel like the 80s is when humanity’s style truly evolved and I also feel like the 90s is when humanity’s maturity really evolved. Because games and toys in the 90s were all about farts and snots. (Fart aficionado Jennifer Lawrence’s peak happened in the wrong decade!)

There’s not much to Gooey Louie. You and whoever you’re playing the game with take turns rolling the dice. The dice will tell you to either skip a turn, pull one long rubber worm snot out of Louie or pull two snots out of him. You never know if the snot you pull out of him is the one which will cause him to sneeze his brains out. Yes, this bitch sneezes his brains out. Gooey Louie is more like Coked Up Louie. Look at those bulging eyes.

And as a grown, I appreciate Gooey Louie even more, because his brains look like a diseased dick with a mushroom head. Like mine!