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April 13, 2016 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lawrence wore nip pads to CinemaCon yesterday and that’s great and everything but why in the hell does Chris Pratt look like he’s about to serve us a barbecued turkey leg and beans in an iron pot at a Knott’s Berry Farm restaurant? – The Superficial

Blake NotSoLively is probably growing another artisanal fetus in her womb – Lainey Gossip

Excuse me as I flick myself in the eyes for thinking this was a vintage picture of CherDrunken Stepfather

Robert Downey Jr. was at the Captain America: Civil War premiere looking about as confident as a bitch who is about to be 30 zillion dollars richer after his newest superhero movie opens next month – Celebitchy

Kim Zolciak needs to renovate her wigs before she renovates houses – Reality Tea

The power of the Stone! Sharon Stone got some movie to switch locations after she refused to film in Mississippi while their anti-LGBT law exists – Towleroad

Selena Gomez is kind of giving me cleaned-up G-rated Black Snake Moan in this shoot for GQ – Popoholic

Dora the Explorer got suspended from school for vaping. The worst part is, she was vaping caramel flavored water. SICK! Poor Dora probably would’ve smoked the good shit if that puta she cannot stand didn’t lose her stash (that reference will only make sense to those of you who have seen this) – Jezebel

Amber Heard was at some premiere last night when she should be in an Australian prison cell for Yorkie smuggling – Hollywood Tuna 

Something called a Post Malone did what millions have wanted to do for years: choke Justin Bieber – OMG Blog

Debby Ryan got busted for DUI, and just like, a new ginger Disney mess may have emerged… – HuffPo

A standalone Battfleck movie is happening, because duh – IDLYITW

Nobody bother Jenny McCarthy tonight because she’ll be busy rubbing a few out to this  Robert De Niro interview – Starcasm

PRUUUUUUUUUUUNE – The Berry

You know you’re hard-up when you look at a picture of Samuel L. Jackson getting cupped and search for his ass crack – SOW

Justin Theroux’s nips are happy to see you – Popsugar

Kimmy Schmidt is knocked up – Just Jared 

Pic: Getty

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