Night Crumbs

April 12, 2016 / Posted by:

Delicate American rose Abigail Ratchford made a video where she subtly drips a milkshake from In-N-Out all over her glistening plastic chichis. Since In-N-Out is a Christian company, they don’t want that jezebel hussy doing sinful things with their products on video, so they demanded that she take it down. I say sinful things, because as far as I know, she didn’t marry that milkshake before letting it drip all over her tits. But seriously, Abigail Ratchford deserves to be thrown in jail for that video. She wastes so many fries and drops of milkshake in it. ARREST HER!  – The Superficial 

Natalie Portman is out and Tessa Thompson is in as Thor’s boo – Lainey Gossip 

You’ll never guess what Jessica Simpson did the other night? She got drunk! Oh, you guessed that. Well, okay then – Drunken Stepfather

Prince Hot Ginge sees THE QUEEN more as his boss than his grandmama. I bet she sees herself as his boss too and makes him kiss her ring, as she should – Celebitchy

Please sashay away, NeNe LeakesReality Tea 

Zoe Kravitz’s nipple knob made an appearance in ID magazine – The Nip Slip 

A clip from James Franco’s gay porn murder biopic is out, and it’s the perfect thing to watch if you’re out of Ambien and want to fall asleep – Towleroad

Lea Michele got a tattoo in honor of Cory MonteithPopsugar

It took me a few seconds to realize that Gigi Hadid is not carrying a guinea pig as an accessory – Popoholic

It also took me a few seconds to realize that the chick on the right isn’t The Curious Case of Ali LohanHollywood Tuna 

Paula Deen has a new clothing line out. I can’t wait to see what she does with white hoods! – Jezebel

No jokes, this Batman v. Superman porn parody looks a zillion times more thrilling and entertaining than the real thing – OMG Blog  

Kristen Dunst and Garrett GimmeHedlund are done being together –  Just Jared

So in other words, Donnie Wahlberg gave Jenny McCarthy a life-like plastic replica of himself – SOW

I guess Jeremy Renner’s publicists had a talk with him – HuffPo

And finally, let’s end these Crumbs with an owl riding a cracked-out toy horse – The Berry  

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