I don’t know if Zac Efron has ever gotten on his knees for a movie role, but he got on his knees last night to sell his movie. That’s one way to get Tom Cruise to put you in the cast for the next Mission Impossible movie.
Zac and Seth Rogen are currently pimping out Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, and at the MTV Movie Awards over the weekend, they presented a golden dingles award together. During their bit, Seth Rogen came on stage in a muscle suit and joked that the pressure to be a buff funny dude in Hollywood got to him and so he roided-up so much that his hueovs shrunk. Seth’s nuts looking like two saladitos is all Zac Efron’s fault, so he makes the former prettiest princess of Disney get down and ask for forgiveness. Seeing Zac get weepy while on his knees probably made a Skid Row dealer say, “That looks familiar…”
— MTV (@MTV) April 11, 2016
You know, I never thought that Zac Efron was that great of an actor, but when he’s on his knees and speaking straight into another dude’s crotch, the raw emotions seem to pour right out of him. Serious directors, take note! If you’re ever casting another Romeo & Juliet movie, consider Zac Efron and Seth Rogen’s shriveled testicles for the title roles.