And not in a “Watch as I make 3/4 of your dick magically disappear into my mouth” way either. The closest DNA match to a plastic microphone from the Vanilla Ice Electronic Rap Game, Iggy Azalea, is once again talking about that time her fiance Nick Young cheated on her. Except this time, she said that Nick won’t get off so easy if he does it again.
During a recent appearance on WiLD 94.1’s O & The Freaks radio show (via TMZ), Iggy admitted that she’ll cut off part of Nick’s dick if she discovers that it’s been in another random. When asked whether Iggy will be the type of basketball wife to snoop through Nick’s away game bags for stray hoochie weave hairs or just accept that his dick is going to roam free on the road, Iggy answered:
“No, I’m not cool with it. Like, you will have half a penis. I already said ‘One more video, just one more thing, and you will lose a quarter of your meat.’ That’s why he got to slide this time. Just let me get some real evidence, and you’re gonna lose half an inch.”
It all happens around the 1:57 mark.
Who knew that Iggy’s spirit animal was Lorena Bobbitt? Also, what was that “lose half an inch” comment? She says she’ll cut off between a quarter to half of his dick, then says he’ll lose half an inch. Does that mean Nick Young is working with a 1-2″ dick? Either that was a bit of subtle shade on the size of Nick’s penis, or Iggy’s way of confirming that she’s as good at fractions as she is at rapping and paying her taxes.
But if Nick decides to cheat on Iggy again, he could always protect “his meat” by telling Iggy that his dick is cursed and if she cuts it off, she’ll be forced to do an on-the-spot freestyle rap during every radio interview for the rest of her life. If she believes him, then it’s safe to say his dick is safe forever.
Here’s Iggy at a Miami Beach Gay Pride event this weekend. Iggy was the Grand Marshall this year. I guess Miami Beach’s greatest legend, Starina, wasn’t available.