Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 11, 2016 / Posted by:

You know, I was going to use this for the CAPTION THIS contest today, but well, it’s Monday again. And when Monday hits, aren’t we all just a drunk dude in an ugly-as-shit shirt and loafers taking a nap in the filthy and sticky ass bathroom of a dive bar in Columbia, SC?

Three of the UK’s most distinguished literary journals, The Sun, The Mirror and The Daily Star all posted this picture from Reddit that was taken at Pavlov’s in Columbia, SC. No, the dude isn’t one of those kinky golden shower lovers who gets the full-body tingles from lying in a urinal as he gets pissed on. (“Tell me more about that...” – R. Kelly.) The Redditor who posted this mess captioned it with the words, “College done not so right,” so dude is probably just a college student who decided to sleep off the drunks in a cozy urinal trough. He’s as good at picking nap places as he is at picking shirts to wear out in public. I’ve been so wasted that I’ve done some fucked-up shit (examples: watch an Adam Sandler movie, eat the tacos at Jack In The Box, download an Ariana Grande Latte song, etc…), but I’ve never been wasted to the point that a piss bin seems like a wonderful sleeping place to me. Although, it was probably warm….

And with that, I welcome everyone to this ugly, ugly Monday!

Pic: Reddit

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