The huge stars came out last night for the taping of the MTV Movie Awards. Well, a few did. Okay, like one or two. We still got some big names and a few people with actual talent. While not one of said talented people, the standout of the night was clearly Gigi Hadid. She worked that child prostitute blow-up doll glamour harder than she ever has! She and her team were like, “Brigitte Bardot with a rattle! That’ll get the cameras flashing!”
Jessica Chastain gave you her usual mix of nice lady stuck in gothic dress. But she always looks good to me, so at this point she could show up in her Crimson Peak costume and I’d be all “oh wow! Really committing!”
Charlize Theron was also there in some vaguely witch-esque dress. She’s pushing that Hunstman 2: Electric NoKristenStewartaloo movie so she probably wanted to give the toddlers some Evil Queen.
Game of Thrones star and matriarch of a lil’ ol’ scaly family, Emilia Clarke showed up in a dress with a print that is either some Victor/Victoria reference or faces of 1920’s flapper ghosts. I think it’s the second one because it is freaking me the fuck out and will definitely give me nightmares.
Speaking of nightmares, Kendull Jenner was there, duh. Her theme was clearly “all tangled up”. I take it she is making some sort of statement about Pimp Mama Kris‘s web of lies, reality distortion and the leashes she has her children (is that the word? children?) on.
Less nightmare and more peek-a-boo, I spank you was Cara Delevigne in some getup that, plainly, looks like it’s a nightmare to stand in, sit in and most definitely to have to piss or make a shit in. The show airs tonight, so fingers crossed we get to see Cara try and make her way to the crapper in this.
I know you’re going to watch every second of the MTV Movie Awards tonight, but in case you aren’t, here’s more pictures and click here to see all the winners.