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April 10, 2016 / Posted by:

Jumpy, the multi-talented border collie mix who is a highly-skilled Hollywood stunt dog and a highly-skilled artiste!

A human named Omar von Muller trains dogs for movies and TV and shit, and Jumpy seems to be one of his most-talented stars! Jumpy is a master skateboard rider and wall jumper, etc…But when Jumpy isn’t performing magnificent stunts, he goes to his studio with his human and makes stunning works of art. Omar has already posted videos of Jumpy autographing his name, and yesterday he posted another video that proves that Jumpy can master a paintbrush better than many of our asses. This video will also make you ask the question, “Was Bob Ross reincarnated as a border collie mix named Jumpy?” Because while Jumpy lacks Bob Ross’ exquisite dandelion fro, he definitely has Bob Ross’ gift of stroking. (Not that kind of stroking, you sucio bitches!)

If you stuck a paint brush in my mouth and used a wand to show me where to paint, I still wouldn’t produce the complex and gorgeous landscape that Jumpy produced. It’s very French Impressionism. Just call him Paws Monet!

Jumpy doesn’t only make gorgeous landscapes, he also gets into ~controversial~ political performant art. In this video, which I’m sure will be shown at the Whitney very soon, Jumpy makes you think he’s endorsing Trump for POTUS, but at the very end, he pisses out his true feelings. Art students will study the depths of this artistic commentary for decades to come!

So let’s see, Jumpy is an amazing Hollywood performer and a versatile artiste. Why do we need Shia LaBeouf when we have Jumpy?! And Jumpy probably has less fleas too.

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