Hot Slut Of The Day!
The ex-employee of a Red White And Blue Thrift Store who delivered a truly poetic parting shot over the intercom system after his ass was fired!
Disclaimer: That is probably not a picture of the exact Red White And Blue Thrift Store where a scorned trick delivered a sweet goodbye speech to his ex bosses, but it’ll have to do, because sadly, the scorned trick didn’t pucker up for the camera in the video he shot.
If you ever need a quick tutorial on how to make sure that a past job never ever gives you a good recommendation in this lifetime or the next, here it is. Flyheight (via Bro Bible) posted a cell phone video taken by a mad as hell employee of a Red White And Blue Thrift Store who let his rage out over the intercom system after picking up his last check. The fired employee’s delivery lacks the poised elegance of Arnetta the Moodsetta’s legendary exit monologue and the charisma and theater of Steven Slater’s slide to sweet freedom, but it still may be an inspiration to all of you who hate your jobs.
After he grabbed his last check and spit out a sarcasm-covered “thank you,” the scorned employee made his way to the intercom and spit this into the ears of customers, employees and managers. You do have to give him points for keeping it professional by starting off with “Attention customers.”
“Attention customers, the managers of Red White And Blue are cunts. Fucking cunts who do drugs all fucking day. They’re cunts and they fired my ass when I ain’t called off one motherfucking time.”
After he delivered a red, white and fuck you speech to everyone in the store, he continued to let his ex-managers knows what he thinks of their asses. Get into the spurned bitch glory of it all!
As Bro Bible points out, that speech may give you shades of Scarface’s “fuck you, I’m out” speech from Half-Baked. Because the Internet has lied to us so many times, I wouldn’t be surprised if that video is viral marketing for a soon-to-be-announced Half-Baked sequel. But if it’s real and I was in the store at the time, I’d probably go up to a manager and say, “I don’t really have much experience, but I’m a cunt and smoking the good shit all day sounds perfect to me, so can I apply to be a manager?”
Pic: Yelp (Thanks to Lacey and Andrew)