Open Post: Hosted By The Demure And Fresh Elegance Of Lindsay Lohan

April 8, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K

Because I’m sure Lindsay Lohan’s client list has included a millionaire Indian business man or two, she was a guest at tonight’s Asian Awards in London, and she and her latest face showed up looking as prim and pristine as a freshly starched and pressed nun’s collar.

LiLo’s boyfriend is supposedly a rich Russian trust fund kid and so she could wear the finest ~fashuns~ his AMEX could buy, but instead, she decided to go simple with a dress made from Rhoda’s old dusty bedroom curtains and she went so simple that she didn’t wear a bra under that sheer shit. If you were wondering if LiLo’s freckled chest balls are still allergic to being lifted by a bra, you got your answer! Yes, someone probably mistook her barely-covered chichi for some kind of uncooked Indian dumpling and tried to bite it during dinner, but that’s a small price to pay for looking as sophisticated as LiLo looked tonight!

Pics: Wenn.com, FameFlynet

Tags: Lindsay Lohan, Open Post

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