Open Post: Hosted By A Bird With A Death Wish

April 6, 2016 / Posted by:

The other day, an annoying bird-brained creature named Miley Cyrus posted a few pictures on Instagram of the battle wounds that one of her pussies left on her body after attacking her ass. (Miley either didn’t let that puss take a toke of her joint, or she played one of her songs, or that cat was just being a cat.) Well, here’s a video of an annoying bird-brained creature summoning a special date with the Grim Reaper by poking at a cat. This video is like a prequel to those Miley pics.

As that cat calmly lays there, contemplating the different ways its going to torture that bird, the bird pokes and nibbles at that pussy. Somebody should’ve told that bird that there’s a thousand less painful ways to die. You know, like diving into a garbage disposal or slow dancing with a chainsaw. This is NOT the way:

And at the very end of that video, I expected the screen to go black and the words, “In Memory Of That Bird,” to pop up. RIP That Bird. So adorable, yet so dumb.

via Tastefully Offensive 

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