Night Crumbs

April 6, 2016 / Posted by:

Macaulay Culkin has admitted that he’s pretty much retired and is doing whatever he really wants. This is the part of everyone’s day where we call up our parents and scream at them for not forcing us to be child actors, because if we played our cards right and didn’t Lindsay Lohan it, we’d be retired at 35. Sure we’d be messes, but we’d be retired messes! Our parents truly did us all wrong  – Lainey Gossip 

Kylie Jenner is so brave – Celebitchy

You know those threats Charlie Sheen supposedly made against one of his ex-goddesses? Yeah, the LAPD is investigating that now – Jezebel

Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes’ road trip reality show may happen after all. I wonder if they’re going to travel around in a semi and a trailer, because that’s the only thing big enough to house all their travelin’ wigs – Reality Tea

Okay, but why does Brit Brit Spears’ top look like it was worn in a community theater production of Xanadu? – Drunken Stepfather

Meth must make you a fickle bitch, because Aaron Carter is supporting Donald Trump again – The Superficial 

Three things: 1. Why is Kevin Spacey a judge on an Italian talent show? 2. That trick is way too old for Kevin Spacey. 3. Why is Kevin Spacey a judge on an Italian talent show? – Towleroad

Forget Sophie Monk’s nipples, her eyebrow situation looks like barf – (NSFW) The Nip Slip 

Jessica Biel worked the Hollywood mom uniform while pushing her kid around – Popoholic

I hope somebody told that woman that if Kevin Hart cloned himself and then sat on his own shoulders, he still wouldn’t be as tall as the real Chris RockHollywood Tuna 

FOR WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????!!!!!!???!!!!!!YYYYY???!!! – OMG Blog

If that pizza isn’t artisanal, then the Portland Pizza Squirrel has not earned the right to be called the Portland Pizza Squirrel – The Berry 

And if you were hoping to see Don Johnson’s nipples today, it is your lucky day – SOW

Jake Gyllenhaal had a crush on Jennifer Aniston… – Popsugar

Jeff and Jordan from Big Brother got married and are going to be parents. They better name that child Chenbot – Just Jared 

Rest in peace, Merle Haggard. My motto for the night is always, “I think I’ll just stay here and drink,” but tonight I will really just stay here and drink in your honor – Starcasm

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