Night Crumbs
Because the current face of kitty litter Katherine Heigl is a self-absorbed blond actress who thinks her life is better than yours, she has a lifestyle blog about ranch life in Utah. This is a beautiful gift from the Internet Gods and I, for one, hope that Katherine Heigl goes full Katherine Heigl in her posts, because ever since Preserve.us died a quick death, we’ve all been hungry for another ridiculous lifestyle blog to roll our eyes at – Lainey Gossip
Mischa Barton and her “wood block with a stick up its wooden ass” dancing skills were finally put out of their misery on Dancing with the Has-Beens – Jezebel
In case you were wondering, yes, LeAnn Rimes is still seven kinds of annoying – Celebitchy
In case you missed it, here’s Peter Dinklage in a Winnie the Pooh costume – The Superficial
What in the name of a porn parody Storm is Rita Ora wearing? – Drunken Stepfather
Sonja Morgan has declared that her booze-guzzling days are over – Reality Tea
This Taylor Swift wax figure just ate whatever was left of my soul with its eyes – Hollywood Tuna
Crispy Ronaldo was hit with some homophobic shit at a football game – Towleroad
I never thought I’d ever type these words, but my loins just felt things for Silver Fox Bradley Whitford – Pajiba
Some Teen Mom trick got the Justin Bieber special and now looks like the Great Value version of the Twins from The Matrix – Starcasm
Seems 100% legit – OMG Blog
Brian Dunkleman will make his long-awaited return to American Idol – HuffPo
Kerry Washington is not here for the way that AdWeek made her look like Not Kerry Washington – Just Jared
This puppy is totally high – The Berry
If you haven’t had enough servings of Vitamin D today, get into the cheese that Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik served up in Vogue – Popsugar
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