Who Is March’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

April 4, 2016 / Posted by:

Yes, we’re still going on with the Hot Slut of the Month contests, even though I should’ve shut this shit down after Joan Collins lost hard against a dog in February. A DOG! Yes, I will never forget this and I will bring it up every month. But anyway, the foolery must go on and March’s HSOTM battle is between 4 important members of society who make this world a much better place. We’ve got a pussy king who keeps Chihuahuas in check, a birdie who turned Bernie Sanders into the Snow White of politics, a globe-trotting Photoshop queen and rap’s answer to William Blake.

As usual, the top 3 got the most Facebook likes of the month and the fourth one is the wild card pick chosen by my ass. Your choices this month are:

Richie YutaInstagram star and the pussy mob boss who is the leader of a gang of Chihuahuas in Bangkok.

Birdie Sanders РThe bird friend who crashed a Bernie Sanders rally in Portland, Oregon.

Sevelyn Gat – The hero from Kenya who went on a thrilling trip to China through Photoshop. (Side note: She apparently deleted her Facebook page. Someone issue a CODE RED!)

CupcakKake – My current favorite rapper who spits out lines of pure poetry like: “I want to eat yo’ dick, but I can’t fuck up my nails, so Imma pick it up with chopsticks.

Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be announced on Friday! (SPOILER ALERT: It’s going to be Joan Collins and she’s going to win via write-in votes. Yes, all those write-in votes will be written by me.)


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