Just kidding, it’s still a mess. Happy Late April Fool’s Day! On Friday we learned that Madonna, in a desperate attempt to win back her runaway teenage son, was trying to arrange a lawyer-free custody meeting with Rocco Ritchie and Guy Ritchie. Well, if what the Daily Mail says is true (“Errr…” thought everyone who has ever read the Daily Mail), then Madonna probably shouldn’t set out a teacup and a plate of scones for Rocco.
According to the Daily Mail, Rocco not-so-subtly slapped at his mama recently on Instagram. Shortly after Rocco high-tailed it to London to live with his daddy, he threw a PRIVATE sign on his Instagram account. Even though most of his online activity is a secret, he was still able to pull a “Tell us how you REALLY feel” by allegedly updating his profile to include the following description of himself.
“Son of a bitch” – oooh, sick burn. Forever bad teen boy Justin Bieber is totally saving that one for the next time his mom unplugs his Xbox and yells at him to take the trash out.
The Daily Mail can’t confirm with 100% certainty that the Instagram account shown above belongs to the Rocco Ritchie that fell out of Madonna’s steel trap snatch. But they did a little sleuthing and they’re pretty sure it’s his. At the very least, we know it’s not a decoy account set up by Madonna to frame Rocco, because it wasn’t written son of a bish.
Madonna has yet to comment on this. She is due to fly to London tomorrow to see Rocco. And if she really wanted to turn Rocco’s hate into haterade, the first words out of her mouth will be: “Rocco, that’s sweet of you to give your father an Instagram shout-out, but it’s spelled C-U-N-T.”