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April 4, 2016 / Posted by:

Lisa Gail!

Almost 4 years ago, a peroxide nightingale flew into our hearts, souls and ears when she showed Rebecca Black what Rebecca Black’s future is going to look like. Some rich housewives spend their time watching court shows as they nibble on Godiva chocolates while their side piece boy toy nibbles on their freshly waxed cooze. Other rich housewives trade in whatever was left of their dignity for basic cable fame by doing a reality shit show. But Lisa Gail, a one-time cosmetology mogul (read: she owned a hair and nail salon) from the Fort Worth suburb of North Richland Hills in Texas, just couldn’t ignore the musical artistry flowing through her Botoxed veins and she made and released a musical anthem about how long it’s okay for your piece to eye fuck another.

Lisa Gail’s “3 Second Rule” came out in 2012, and some of us still have deep scars on our eardrums from her always-on-key Celine Dion-like singing voice and deep scars on our retinas from her “Linda Hogan if Linda Hogan wasn’t a soulless demonic demon from Hell” beauty.

Since then, Lisa Gail’s YouTube Channel has become a treasure trove of brilliance and its probably the sole reason why Tidal hasn’t become the empire Jay-Z’s delusional mind thought it would become. Why pay to subscribe to Tidal when you can get a serving of real musical genius for free by subscribing to the YouTube House of Lisa Gail? Lisa Gail released another hit in 2012 called “Coffee Or Tea,” which went double Reynolds Wrap on the YT charts, and more recently, she has shown us that she has really grown and matured as an artiste.

Lisa Gail has been covering Adele songs and she started with putting her twang on (CAUTION: Clicking on that link will cause you to hyperventilate from the charisma of it all and your ears will squirt out some kind of liquid that’s either blood or jizz) “When We Were Young.” And last week, Lisa Gail burped up her long-awaited cover and video for “Hello“!

In this beautiful video, Lisa Gail gives you the kind of acting you usually only see in a Maury Povich reenactment and vocals you usually only hear at a vet’s office. THIS is artistry:

And I bet that the real Adele is about to say “hello” to early fucking retirement, because what’s the point of staying on the scene when Lisa Gail is here to do her songs better than she ever could?

Pic: @LisaGail8

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