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April 3, 2016 / Posted by:

Donna Allen!

When reader Angela slipped Donna Allen’s HSOTD nomination into my inbox the other day, she included that picture. At first, I mistook Donna Allen for Heather B from The Real World and thought that was the cover of Heather B’s long-lost pop single from the 80s!

Donna Allen is a Florida-born blossom who had a few minor R&B and dance hits in the 80s. Donna Allen’s biggest hit was 1986’s “Serious,” which I don’t remember at all. I don’t know if “Serious” ever filled my ear holes back then, but I do know for a fact that the video never touched my eyeballs. Because there’s no amount of weed that could make me forget all the 80s glamour this video brings.

This video had me at the gay gang of hotness (including 80s gay Che Guevara), but it really had me when the camera cut to Donna Allen busting out moves in her apartment while wearing a banana peel-ass leotard. And it really, really had me when Donna Allen and the gay gang of hotness meet and she delivers a tornado of a dance move (at the 1:50 mark) that makes it look like she’s having some kind of medical emergency. Like most videos from the mid-80s, Donna and her dancing gang of hot tricks gets into a dance-off with the gay gang of hotness led by her ex-boyfriend who also raps.

I should never question an 80s goddess in a yellow Spandex leotard, but I question Donna Allen for leaving a hot piece with an orgasm-incuding ponytail mullet and impeccable fashion sense. That ponytail mullet dude can play as many games as he wants with me as long as he keeps dressing like a house painter in an 80s gay porn.

Donna Allen tried to make a comeback in 2013 when she auditioned for The Voice. Donna ended up on Team Adam and was eventually knocked out during the Battle Rounds. I take it that Donna Allen didn’t do her tornado dance move during the Battle Rounds, because if she did, she would’ve knocked out all of the other contestants and the judges. And you know the music industry is in a sad state when the likes of Donna Allen has to audition for Adam Levine instead of the other way around!

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