You’d think that think that all things have a limit. Water freezes at 32 degrees. A rope can only hold so much before it breaks. The strain on the Earth’s resources will one day become too much. But, as has been proven time and time again, the law of limits does not apply to Charlie Sheen or his telenovela meets horror movie of a life. So here we are, yet again, staring into the dark abyss and wondering if what we are looking at will ever drive us mad. Charlie’s ex, Brett Rossi, has filed a restraining order against him.
Page Six is reporting that Brett filed the restraining order on Friday, after seeing transcripts of a phone call between Sheen and some other woman that the National Enquirer released. In this conversation, Charlie keeps it all really classy and sane and level headed:
“This piece of shit needs to be fucking buried.… Family of gangsters. You get it. I can’t be fucking extorted. It’s called treason. You know what treason is? It’s punishable by death. I’d rather spend 20 grand to have her head kicked in. Then people will realize, oh, it’s dangerous.”
Treason? Is this the War of Independence? Is this a pirate ship? I know that after the tiger blood wizard shit I shouldn’t bat an eye at the language and *logic* he uses, but I need to stay sharp and aware lest I fall into whatever nightmare Inception world he lives in. They have a messy history, real messy, so this isn’t all that surprising. Rossi’s lawyers had this to say:
“Ms. Rossi is terrified after listening to the recording of Mr. Sheen apparently threatening her life. She takes the threat as being serious, given what she knows about Mr. Sheen. She will take all necessary steps with law enforcement and the courts to protect herself.”
If I were her (THANK FUCKING GOD I AM NOT) I would be terrified too. Charlie Sheen scares the crap out of me and I’ve never even met the mess. It’s not even as if having these tapes and possible intentions would stop him. He strikes me as the sort that would rather shoot someone point blank in the open then try and be subtle. Brett, I suggest you watch Panic Room and get real comfortable with being locked indoors. You in danger, girl.
Of course, Charlie’s people shot back and are claiming this whole thing is for attention:
“Apparently, Brett Rossi went to the court secretly because she knew that if she provided notice to our client he would have had an opportunity to dispute her allegations and she would not have been granted a [temporary restraining order]. Mr. Sheen hasn’t had any recent contact with Brett Rossi. This appears to be a publicity stunt on her part.”
To be fair to Charlie, why I have no idea, Brett very well could be stunt queening. After all, she was engaged to Charlie Sheen, did porn and her real name is Scottine, so, yeah, this could very well be more “treasonous” behavior on her part. Whatever the truth here may be, all I know is that now I must look away, before my mind ruptures, for we stand at the Mountains of Madness!