We may disagree on a lot of things (examples: I think Phoebe Price is the closest thing we have to Aphrodite, while your uneducated jealous ass doesn’t see it. I can’t eat asparagus without dipping it mayonnaise, while your non-gourmet ass thinks that’s gross, etc…), but I think we can agree that we want to be this dog who redefined “chill” at a Phillies spring training game a couple of days ago.
Oh, don’t we all want to be stoned out of our minds while we chill in a doggy carrier as a hot piece with a ponytail mullet puts a lid full of Dasani water to our thirsty mouths? I bet this dog was Marie Antoinette in a past life because pooch knows how to luxuriate!
That dog is so damn stoned that it even forgot how to drink water! The life: that pooch is living it.