Night Crumbs
Gwen Stefani is now that kind of trick who makes the always-original “I’m knocked up!” joke on April Fool’s Day. Oh, Gwen, what is Blake Shelton’s peen doing to you? – Lainey Gossip
Brandi AnalGlanville once said that she’s into a dude who will rip out her tampon with his teeth. And now I have the image of Theo from Road Rules ripping out Brand’s coochie plug with his teeth – Celebitchy
Brit Brit Spears once again brought her impeccably elegant bikini style to Hawaii – Drunken Stepfather
Warner Bros. is trying to make Suicide Squad funnier. I don’t know why, Jared Leto’s Joker already looks pretty damn laughable to me – The Superficial
Our Lady of Cheetos may have bumped genitals with Our Lord of The Blond Models once – Pajiba
When Andrew Rannells met President Obama, the only thing he could really think about is that President Obama has seen his bare nalgas – Towleroad
Nobody wants Teresa Giudice’s rental house – Reality Tea
Erika Christensen has got the newest member of Scientology growing in her body – Popoholic
Child abuse IS letting your kids be Kylie Jenner fans – Just Jared
If I was that dude, that’d be my Grindr profile pic – The Berry
Which dude is Kaley Cuoco snuggling on in an Instagram picture for attention this time? – HuffPo
Jayde Nicole is still getting invited to things – Hollywood Tuna
Like Posh Beckham exerts herself that much? I call Photoshop, or there’s someone hiding under the sofa and they’re sticking their leg through a hole in the seat cushion – SOW
Bella Thorne wants to do gayelle porn with Jennifer Lawrence – IDLYITW
Aww, it looks like Ben Affleck’s luscious man tits have shrunk – Popsugar
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