Night Crumbs

March 31, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K

Brad Pitt and Marion Cotillard are shooting a movie together in London, and judging by the pictures, I’m guessing it’s about an alternative universe Bonnie & Clyde who aren’t old timey bank robbing bitches, but are instead a boring suburban couple. The alternative universe Clyde’s biggest problem is dealing with chronic constipation (see: Brad Pitt’s face) – Lainey Gossip

The Porn Iguana SANS FARDS – The Superficial

Thor is a feminist – Celebitchy

Here’s Lara Stone looking like she farted and is hoping her hot piece didn’t smell it, and well, it looks like her hot piece did smell it, and likes it. Why did I just ruin that hot piece for all of us? – Drunken Stepfather

NeNe Leakes is trying to be a stand-up comedian now – Reality Tea

Ben Melzer is the first trans model to cover Men’s Health in Europe – Towleroad

What in lumberjack soccer mom 90s HELL is Rose McGowan wearing? – Popoholic

Like two pristine dew drops sitting on the petal of a freshly-bloomed daisy on an early Spring morning – Egotastic!

A plastic surgeon is somehow going to make Tori Spelling’s plastic and pulled face even more plastic and pulled – SOW

Brandy is suing her label for holding her “talent hostage” – Jezebel

Why am I getting flashbacks of Lindsay Lohan’s paparazzi coochie pictures? – The Berry

Thanks to a dad’s pro-trans rights rap, Canada has its very own rap beef! – OMG Blog

Hilary Duff is maybe-dating a trainer dude who is making my b-hole twitch – IDLYITW

No. – Just Jared

Salma Hayek shows us the woes of being married to a billionaire fashion mogul. On one hand, he’s a billionaire. On the other hand, you have to wear ugly shit from the labels his company owns – Hollywood Tuna

Brace yourself for a Beyhive stage 100 meltdown tomorrow if their BumbleBey Queen releases her album – Popsugar

Pic: Splash

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