Hot Slut Of The Day!
Miley, the dog in Mississippi who lived up to the name “Miley” by bringing home a pound of the good shit!
My dog never goes outside by himself, but if he did, the only thing he’d bring me back is a damn bill from the store he took a bunch of bacon and Fruitables dog treats from. I need to send him to Mississippi for a few weeks, so that Miley can teach him her ways. The New York Daily News says that Miley left her human’s house in Laurel, Miss. to piss and when she came back, she brought with her a beautiful, beautiful gift: a bag of high-grade weed. Miley’s human told deputies that at first, he thought the baggie in her mouth was just trash, but when he looked at it closer, he noticed that it was full of the buds of the GODS!
Yeah, I said that Miley’s human “told deputies.” Miley brought her human the gift of gifts, and he thanks his dog friend by narcing on her ass! THAT BITCH! (Miley’s human, not actual bitch Miley.) Thankfully, Miley didn’t get arrested and dragged off to jail. But the cops should’ve arrested Miley’s human for committing first-degree rudeness, because you’re never ever supposed to look a weed gift in the dog mouth. The cops aren’t hitting Miley or Miley’s human with charges, but the sheriff’s office spokesperson Allyson Knotts says they’re investigating.
They can’t really ask the dog, ‘From what pile did you get that?’” Knotts said. “It’s under investigation, but it was a tricky incident.”
Um, is Jones County Sheriff’s Department looking for some volunteer detectives? Because I’d love to be part of the investigative team that tracks down the giant weed mother where that baby baggie came from.
And if Miley and Brigit the chonies-stealing pussy ever come up for adoption, I’ll gladly take them both, because put them together and you’ve got a party!
Pic: Jones County Sheriff’s Department