Last week, there were whispers that Selena Gomez was once again rubbing her dickmatized parts on Justin Bieber. Or at least, according to E! News, making plans to do so once their tours were over. I’m inclined to believe it’s the latter; Justin barely has the energy to pose backstage for pictures, so I highly doubt he has the six seconds of energy it takes him to bust a bratty nut. But Selena’s parts obviously needed something in the meantime, and it looks like she’s found a temporary replacement to take care of her casual fucking needs.
UsWeekly says Selena is currently banging “See You Again” singer Charlie Puth, seen above making the same face I make when I remember that there’s still one butter tart left in the six-pack. A source says they’re just hooking up and it’s not that serious, but adds that Selena is “super into him.” Charlie and Selena have apparently been friends since they met at an MTV Video Music Awards party back in August. Selena recorded a duet with Charlie for his debut album, and he’s opening for her in Anaheim on her Revival tour.
Neither Selena or Charlie have confirmed whether they’re doing it, and a friend of Selena’s claims it’s just a “flirty friendship.”
I don’t know if this is a good thing or a bad thing. I barely know anything about Charlie Puth. I do know that he said the words “Fuck you, Justin Bieber” while performing that duet he recorded with Selena during a concert a few weeks ago. With that being said, I think I’m leaning towards ‘good thing.’