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March 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Sevelyn Gat, the Kenyan woman who became an overnight Internet star and hero when she used her flawless Photoshop skills to take herself on a thrilling trip to China!

Sometimes, all you need is a copy of Photoshop to make your dreams come true. It can shave half of your body off (see: any damn magazine picture of Mimi), it can take you to the Oscars (see: former HSOTD and Photoshop Idol Anna Allen), and as Seve showed us, it can take you on a thrilling trip to China! Seve documented her journey to China on Facebook (via The Telegraph). Seve’s Photoshop trip to China started on February 29, when she boarded the Copy + Paste Airlines by dropping herself in a picture of a plane. She also let her family and friends know that she left the country, so their texts may go unanswered, because you can’t Photoshop an international roaming data plan.

I have left the country to china

Seve’s first stop in China was a bridge, where she fearlessly walked it barefoot and in a cocktail dress. (Note: This picture is 500,000 times more believable and realistic than most of the pictures on Kim Kartrashian’s Instagram page.)

China… Nice place indeed. 的中文翻譯 | 英漢字典

Posted by Seve Gat's on Tuesday, March 1, 2016

 

After Seve’s barefoot stroll on the side of a mountain, she changed back into her flying dress and visited the Great Wall:

woow enjoying everything here

Posted by Seve Gat's on Wednesday, March 2, 2016

 

And with that, Seve’s magical trip to China came to an end and she had to say goodbye to the fake friends she made before taking the long flight back home (aka closing Photoshop and stepping away from her laptop):

Last day of visit. Bye China.

Posted by Seve Gat's on Friday, March 4, 2016

 

Seve’s masterpiece Facebook posts made the rounds, went viral and became an instant meme. Seve also earned a place on my “People I Wish I Was Facebook Friends With” list, because I’d much rather see pictures of busted Photoshopped trips around the world than invites to play Sugar Smash and endless ~inspirational~ quotes. I was hoping that Seve’s faux trip to China would earn her a spot on the next season of The Amazing Race, and that hasn’t happened yet, but a businessman in Nairobi named Sam Gichuru did offer to make her Photoshopped dreams a reality by paying for her to go to China. Sam reached out to Seve and of course, she took his offer.

Today I have met Sam Gichuru at Nailab to give him updates on the progress. I applied and got my birth certificate last…

Posted by Seve Gat's on Thursday, March 24, 2016

 

I hope that this newfound fame doesn’t change Seve and when she actually goes to China, she continues to post Photoshopped pictures of her in China.

Sam also told you bitches looking for a free dream trip to not even bother. You can post as many Photoshopped pictures of you in Bora Bora as you want, but he’s not going to pay for you to go to Bora Bora. You know, I’m not going to listen to Sam. I’m going to post all my Photoshopped pictures of me taking a dream trip into Prince Hot Ginge’s pants, because maybe the Make-A-Gay-Wish Foundation will see my pleas and make it happen.

(For Kerry, Ric and Karen)

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