Very early this morning, the woman at the center of Amber Rose’s vision board and author of one of the most important books in the Smithsonian (don’t tell me Confessions of a Video Vixen isn’t in there), Karrine “Superhead” Steffans posted a picture of her maybe-husband Columbus Short surrounded by his stuff to Instagram with the following caption:
“Somebody come get @officialcshort cheating ass and all his shit. What about you @aida006…still want him? And @candicernb…you fucked my husband…want him?”
Grab your popcorn, the picture is after the cut.
Of course I’m pleased as punch to see that Superhead is still the type of bad bitch to air your shit in public. But I’ll be honest, I’m actually a little disappointed that she didn’t take it one dramatic step further by renting a house in the suburbs and throwing it out a bedroom window onto the front lawn while the neighbors watch from the curb. True drama deserves a live audience of at least 10 strangers.
Superhead doesn’t get into specifics about why she’s giving away Columbus like a he’s free futon on Craigslist. But I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that @aida006 and @candicernb might be two of the reasons for why he’s sitting in the lobby looking like he’s counting down the seconds till his UberPool arrives. She then proceeded to pour six more gallons of YES onto Instagram by throwing up a video of this mess.
You know what? I take back what I said earlier about wanting to see Superhead screaming from a bedroom window while dumping a box of Columbus’ shirts onto the lawn. A real “Don’t fuck with me” legend quietly surveys her kingdom (aka the lobby of her condo), pausing only for a moment on a pair of blue Y-fronts before softly and sarcastically asking if the dude who did her dirty is okay. As for Columbus, he clearly already knows the “I fucked up” drill: pack your bag and wait for your ride. Working for Shonda Rimes trained him well.