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March 27, 2016 / Posted by:

No, this is not a picture of Mariah Carey performing in her Easter/birthday show in Vegas. It’s the Gay Jesus of Spain!

Ramón Fossati has been playing Jesus in traditional Easter parades for almost 30 years, but he’s been banned from playing our lord and savior in one parade, because officials felt like he was just way too go to play a dude who worked flowing locks and a white gown like no other.

Ramón Fossati played Hay-Soos in an Easter parade in Valencia, Spain last year, but when he did it, he apparently caused a gay escandalo and has been put on the ban list until 2019. The Independent says that the Junta Mayor de Semana Santa Marinera, which organizes the Holy Week celebrations, declared that Ramón’s wave was too “ostentatious” (read: flamingly flamer flamer gay gay gay) and they didn’t like the sassy one-sleeved resurrection gown he wore. Firing Ramón and replacing him with a more butch queen is one thing, but he was also fined €300. That number was later reduced to €60 after he appealed.

Ramón says that the hot and fancy one-sleeved gown that he wore in last year’s pageant was modeled after the hot and fancy one-sleeved gown that Jesus wore in traditional paintings. He thinks that they were either jealous of his fabulousness or they found out he’s gay and punished him for it.

“It could be jealousy. Or maybe it was punishment for being gay. But everyone where I live knows my sexual orientation and it is not an issue.

I am deeply religious and this is the worst thing that could happen.”

Jesus is probably on the lanai in Heaven, sipping a Peeps daiquiri and rolling his eyes at this foolishness while wearing his baby blue one-sleeved Easter Sunday gown. I bet Jesus completely approves of how Ramón depicted him as an icon of fabulous with “Jacqueline Smith in Charlie’s Angels” curls. If anything, Easter pageants need to be more gay. When Jesus is resurrected, he should rise from the stage to “I Will Survive” as his shirtless apostles go-go dance on boxes and his squirrel friend Mary Magdalene throws gold glitter at him.  That’s what Jesus would want.

Happy Easter, everyone! And praise the Gay Jesus of Spain!

Pic: AP

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